Though I've done my best to keep myself "off the grid" in many respects -- no Facebook, no MySpace, no LinkedIn -- as it were, I have now officially made my YouTube debut.
At least I did it in style; drunk on Jack Daniels in a thunderstorm, posing for pictures taken by people who refer to me as "Zeus."
A second cameo has already appeared, featuring the rancid bitch from whom I saved two drunken comrades the following evening.
To you, sagging hotel bar strumpet, I say this: No, I don't believe Chipper Jones could lick your fucking clit.
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I MADE THIS HAPPEN
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oh yeah I guess youtube is cool too
I feel like doing anything while drunk in a thunderstorm is already awesome enough as it is. The only way these things get cooler is if you add the words naked, dare, and possibly eggplant.
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